Computer Club Minutes 2/6/2018

Spring 2018 Meeting No. 4

Attendance:  5
- Jesse Downing				(President)
- Celina "Thicc and Thick" Morrison	(Secretary)
- Joel "Not Charles" Myers
- Robert "Big Booty" Powell
- Tatum "Pink Diamond" "Channing" showed up

President Jesse Downing officially called the meeting to order on February 6th, 2018 at 6:31 PM

+ On the Sign-in Sheet, Celina wrote "WTF, do you mean not queer?" 
	- The revelation that Celina is not queer (bi, lesbian, pan, ace, or otherwise) continues

+ On the Uganda

+ Robert is Jesse's Very Black© Uncle, Tatum his partner, and Celina his mother

+ Jesse contemplates becoming a lifeguard

+ List of who would date Jesse if sexualities lined up
	- Celina, Tatum, Joel/Charles, and Jesse
	- Celina- "Everyone should be raising their hands"
	- Jesse- "The only one who should be raising their hand is me"
	- Not Robert- though the sexuality already lines up- "Note that I am not raising my hand"
	- Jesse- "What is a gay?"

+Signatures
	- We are going to get more

+Where TF are my Asians
	- MIA or Off-line
	- Ignoring him like the hoes they are- except for you, hermano

+ Ways to Make Jesse Depressed 101
	- Make the lights the wrong color

+ How Old I Joel
	+ Jesse wishes to know
		- He thought Joel Not Charles was 20
		- He is 27
+ Movie Night
	- Officially, February 16th, 2018
	- We were not told this; like an unplanned pregnancy, it was sprung on us
	- Have not met yet as Jesse made the executive decision to sleep till 2
	- We have not heard anything back on the raspberry pi
	- She's my cherry pie *begins stripping routine*

+ http://mpcclub.info/mosspoint

+ Jesse's Funeral and Wake
	- And self-cremation- "I'm apparently so hot that I'll just burst into flames"
	- "We will be showing my body now" as Jesse collapsed to the floor
	- "Death called, and I let it go to voicemail. Should I call back?" Jesse

+ Celina and Chris are Professor X's prodigies 
	- "It's raining men hallujah!"

+ Get on SDF
	- "Bitch, I am lazy"- Celina
	- Also has a cool aNONradio that plays groovy tunes

+ Celina is Jesse's Oprah

President Jesse Downing officially adjourned the meeting on February 6th, 2018 at 7:12 PM