Computer Club Minutes 2020-09-26
Written by Jesse Downing

Fall 2020 Meeting 0x03

Attendance: 6
- Jesse Downing		(President)
- Celina Morrison	(Vice President)
- Edan Collins		(Secretary)
- Tina Tammy Pitts	(Honorary Paul)
- Joel Myers
- Tanmay Yenge

President Jesse Downing officially called the meeting to order on September 26th, 2020 at 6:00pm

- The great and mighty Tina has joined us

- A small child dared to question the president's hair shortage problem

+ Jesse is still salty about nobody showing up for the previous meeting
	- Except Celina, who did but who was muted, and is still salty that Jesse did not acknowledge that

+ Movie Vote
	- Done by fancy number emoji voting in Discord
	- Every member gets two votes, can double vote
	- Summer Wars won with 5 votes, runner-up is Ready Player One
	- Going to hold movie night at a similar time to current meeting time
	- Undecided on whether we're going to watch one movie or two

+ Jesse wants to escape the country
	- Paul: In Mexico don't forget about Mexican coke it's the fuckin' best thing on planet Earth
	- Jesse: Heck yeah snort it up
	- Jesse: Oh wait
	- Edan: Wrong coke, Jesse

- Paul and Jesse are going to road trip across the country together when Paul is finally freed from the Navy

+ Jeremy stepped down from the treasurer position for the semester because he can't make the meetings.
	- Jesse offered to take over treasurer duties for the semester
	- Jesse also wishes the scheduling worked out better :<

- Celina suddenly says "WHAT DO YOU WANT BITCH" and that activated her Google Assist

- Jesse has reverted to calling the agenda the uganda, as it should be

+ Dokapon Kingdom Survey on Google Forms
	- These connections are and *aren't* dummy thicc
	- Paul's upload: "prolly like 20kbps"
	- Everyone is fine with character sharing except for Jesse unless it's Paul because he wants to see Edan and Celina's chaos

+ Brought back up the retro desktop expo from Meeting 0x01
	- Will either start with Win95 or Mac OS 6
	- Need a way to make it so that people can convert to MacPaint format (which is ancient and Jesse's converter is ancient)

- Will test play Mario Party 6 next week (as a test before playing Dokapon Kingdom) because Tina suggested it

+ Jesse, Edan, and Paul all talk about various things like haunted printers and messing with school computers in high school and also pooping
	- "Who LIKES pooping- I DESPISE pooping- I despise my asshole opening up four times larger than it would for a dick-" -Jesse Downing, 2020
	- "And I wipe and I wipe and I wipe until I am BLEEDING because Charmin Ultrastrong might be Charmin Ultrasoft but it ain't soft ENOUGH"
	- "And if I'm not getting paid for pooping, I don't like it!"

+ Jesse and Edan try to figure out Edan's weird ass puzzle game
	- After many minutes Jesse is finally successful

- Jesse and Edan watch Code Lyoko episode 2

President Jesse Downing officially adjourned the meeting on September 26th, 2020 at 7:45pm